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We had ants in the house. They wouldn't go away. So I wrote a song. That didn't help at all.


Bug in the kitchen
It's bothering me
Where did it come from?
How can it be so hard to find its lair?

It's not over there, behind the refrigerator
Or inside the ventilator
Or below the sink
Oh come on now, think! If I were a bug, where would I live?

Bug in the kitchen
I've seen it again
It's here with its family, and most of its friends
They're ganging up on me

Oh how can this be? I've not called the exterminator
Oh bugs, I don't really hate ya
If you can forgive, then can we both live
As humans and bugs in harmony?
As humans and bugs in harmony?

Cause we were all bugs once you see...


from Ten Years of Bad Ideas - Volume Three, released December 1, 2014



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